I've read your books many times You could say that I'm a fan I have them all in paperback, they're displayed in a row Never seen your face before, except on the inside jacket You and I will have a lot talk at your favorite restaurant Dear Author Dear Author When I was on holiday I went and highlighted every line So I could quote you when I was with my friends And then I went back home, I think it was an Easter Sunday I didn't tell my mom or dad that I was 'bout to go Dear Author Dear Author Where do you go, when I place you upon the shelf? Author Author Author Author Dear Author Dear Author Dear Author Dear Author