You don't need much in a man Just a job and a set of teeth I got that but not much more Set a part from the average creep You set your sights low on me now so I won't disappoint We never use the word 'love' For this thing that we've got going You don't need a credo Just a healthy size lapedo That's me Yeah, that's me I hear you're like them tough as nails While I break like a twig I'm good at feeling sorry for myself I'm lazy as a pig You told me more than once That you've been burn by worse than me A dozen lovers have all lined up to solve your mystery It hardly takes a genius Just a human with a penius That's me Yeah, that's me Yeah, that's me You're telling me, you're here with me temporary That's me You're telling me I'm history When he comes along Whoa, whoa, whoa I hear you're like them tough as nails While I break like a twig I'm good at feeling sorry for myself I'm lazy as a pig You told me more than once That you've been burn by worse than me A dozen lovers have all lined up to solve your mystery It hardly takes a genius Just a human with a penius That's me Yeah, that's me Yeah, that's me Yeah, that's me Yeah, that's me