Well, I? m a full three course tonight Yeah, I? m a tummy roller coaster alright Drowned in sauce, egg on top All the sides with a big fat butter dollop Yeah, I? m a full fuckin' dinner tonight Outta sight, alright Why don? t you go right on And put me on a plate now? Put me on a plate now I'm done and ready to eat Now you can sit right down And dig into the good stuff So good that you can never get enough Got me tickling from my head to my feet I? m like a butter on the toast just right Or like the gravy on the roast, so right Book yourself a table for a weekday lunch Call the maitre? dee, now you got that hunch Peek into the kitchen, you can hear what it says Bring a big napkin, 'cause this is gonna be a big mess Why don? t you go right on And put me on a plate now? Put me on a plate now I'm done and ready to eat Well, you can sit right down And dig into the good stuff So good that you can never get enough Got me tickling from my head to my feet Grab a knife, fork and spoon I got a table ready at noon Yeah, have a grape or have a prune Come alone or bring a goon Like a wham bam leg o lamb, egg and chips and ham Like a ding dong sing song, bangin' on the gong Like a woo hoo kung fu, pepper in a curry stew Tick tock bomb clock, ready for the food shock Why don? t you go right on And put me on a plate now? Put me on a plate now I'm done and ready to eat Well, you can sit right down And dig into the good stuff So good that you can never get enough Got me tickling from my head to my Got me tickling from my head to my feet Oh, yeah