Look out my winter window And watch the snow a-blowin' I guess we're never going anywhere The ice build up in the driveway But there's no chance for a snow day It's around this time each year I'm sure That I hate, I hate Vermont There's no good record stores and no good bookstores Fifty-five frat bars and one crappy gay bar No all night diners and one crappy gay bar Why don't good bands ever come to play? Where are they? I'm so fed up with hemp adornments People blathering about star signs Can't they see how ugly dreadlocks are? I'm so tired of wool socks with birkenstocks I'm sick of all the yuppies in fleece hats If I walk down Church Street one more time, I'll die She's gonna die Hey! let's move to Portland or Portland! At least we'd find an all-night diner Where we can sit smoking cigarrettes til dawn And watch the sun come up But we're trapped in, trapped in Vermont Can't get out Trapped in.trapped in Vermont 'Cos we're snowed in Go on, take it back You can have it all Go on, take it back You can have it all Go on, take it back You can have it all