And it might seem unorthodox But I am trying to remove all traces of your personality So I'm sending you a box Full of stuff you left when you decided that you'd had enough of me So here are your things starting with a pair of earrings And I just bet this is your Corrs cassette It might sound a little lame But we had something so good that I don't want to remember any more Because whatever it became It started out as something that I've never quite experienced before I put this in because it looked feminine I'm not quite sure if it was mine or yours Can we pretend we never met? Pretend there's nothing to forget Can we pretend we weren't in love? Let's pretend we've no-body to be reminded of And now that I've begun I'm finding things everywhere When I think that I am done, I'll find some underwear Can we pretend we never met? Pretend there's nothing to forget Can we pretend we weren't in love? Let's pretend we've no-body to be reminded of