You are perfection personified While, frankly, she's undignified Trust me, she disgusts me, she dares me, she scares me She bites me, excites me, annoys me, destroys me And if I say you're beautiful and kind I can hear her laughing in my mind Because she mocks me, she shocks me, she sours me, devours me She chokes me, provokes me, she hates me, she devastates me I didn't plan on falling for two girls at the same time I didn't plan on lying to you Listen darling, I'm really trying to ignore her but she just slips into my head Don't you think I'm feeling guilty? Well that's not what you said And you're right, she wears disgusting clothes And she chews her hair in ways I loathe But she charms me, she harms me, she fights me, delights me She breaks me, she takes me, she eats me, she defeats me I didn't plan on falling for two girls at the same time I didn't plan on lying to you Listen darling, I'm really trying to ignore her but she just slips into my head But don't you think I'm feeling guilty? Well that's not what you said