Oh, I forgot you said you'd be home at this time And I know it looks like I'm Doing things I shouldn't be But I'm not, so please calm down and don't shout I was just trying to help her out She was upset and she came to me I know she's got a model's face And she walks with poise and grace But that's not why she's in our flat She phoned, she said she needed time to think I asked her round here for a drink There's nothing more to it than that This isn't what it looks like Just listen, please, before you strike Can't we just go back to how we were? Because I don't feel anything for her I didn't notice that her blouse had come undone I didn't ask her round for fun I'm not doing this for the perks I'm not going to sit here and pretend That she's not a special friend But I know how your mind works This isn't what it looks like Just listen, please, before you strike Can't we just go back to how we were? Because I don't feel anything for her