Struck out with crutches While passing the car And he stared 'Cause his mind was elsewhere Feet didn't look like They'd take him too far What a mess How he failed to impress He staggered inside He never attempted to hide Picked up his prize And was soon back outside Carry on As you need to go on Nobody followed And nobody tried So he walked And we travelled close by He went to sit down Or was he pretending to drown We could not trust We only imagined the worst Of him