Pass di dubplate, pan di left and side
It haffi ram
Me sit down a me yard 'bout a quarter to one
Me hear a knocking pon the door a gwaan bam bam bam
Me open the door and me see the postman
The postman a bring me one telegram
Me take di envelope and a read the telegram
Telegram a say: Ring Ding come cork the session
It haffi Ram...
Me go outside the house and haffi make decision
Should I take the limousine or one a fe me minivan
Me decide fe meself and the BadManWagon
Likkle after dat me come fe cork di session
As me reach the dancegate there is a contention
Me look from afar and me see the gateman
Just threw out Capleton and di Don Gorgon
But everything a change as him sight I-man
Him kin fe him teeth and a shake off me hand
And go down pon him knees and make a supplication
And aks me Doctor Ring-Ding beg you cork the session!
It haffi ram
And just di other day, dat a di same ting
Tingaling-tingaling, boy di telephone a ring
Dem no want no red stripe, dem no want heineken
Di people dem aks fe Dr. Ring-Ding
Me say: You want me fe chat or you want me fe sing?
Say dem no mind, caa mi can do anything
A true man a true, mi a stop talking
Put on fe me jewellry and me diamond ring
Likkle after dat me start fe ride de riddim
While di session a cork an de dancehall a swing
Listen Dr. Ring Ding keep the people skanking
Looord, dem haffi crown me king
It Haffi Ram...
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
Seven nights a week me a ram de session
It love by de woman and it love by de man
De woman whe see me dem gwan leff dem husband
Becah dem know well sey dat dat a not de ongle ting me cyan
It haffi ram...