The cave of your cranium It echoes, echoes, echoes like an asylum You behave like you're not one of them But it only goes to show how hard it is to pretend I'll only stop to chat if no one's listening You don't always have to fill the cup you're pissing in Wide-eyed closet lunatic Looking for a quick and easy fix Just dying to exist As a closet lunatic You're wasting your pale complexion You're dressed up in debt for the show Snug and bundled up against the cold A loony tune tamed by those wild speculations The pest's out and on patrol, fit and armed to the teeth to defend I keep my thoughts in my pocket cause Seven out of eight, they disintegrate When you measure them up they're not worth their weight And every time I contemplate It's of no use, it's of no use I'm a closet lunatic Looking for a quick and easy fix Just dying to exist As a closet lunatic Underneath your goodie two shoes is a dirty pair of socks That you're never gonna wash, no You never could quite bite the bullet You just sink into your bed with a belly full of lead woes Underneath your goodie two shoes is a dirty pair of socks That you're never gonna wash, no You never could quite bite the bullet You just sink into your bed with a belly full of lead woes Underneath your goodie two shoes is a dirty pair of socks That you're never gonna wash, no You never could quite bite the bullet You just sink into your bed with a belly full of lead woes