Heard you got detention three times this week Playing with the bad kids down by the creek When I was your age, oh I, did the same I'll save you some trouble, boy, and try to explain Defcon! Tractor beams! Weaponized Funk In walks Barberella, set to stun Defcon! Tractor beams! Gamma ray gun Straight out the mothership! Weaponized Funk Let me back up 2 0 Years or so Before I met your mama I was livin' on the road I met a belle from the astral planes Hopped in my 710 I was never quite the same Defcon! Tractor beams! Weaponized Funk In walks Barberella, set to stun Defcon! Tractor beams! Gamma ray gun Straight out the mothership! Weaponized Funk One last word to the wise While we got time to kill If the X-rays don't get ya Then the heartbreak surely will When it was over, all I had to show Big bill from Motel 6 and a broken nose From east of Needles to eternity Space truckin, son, ain't what it used to be Defcon! Tractor beams! Weaponized Funk In walks Barberella, set to stun Defcon! Tractor beams! Gamma ray gun Straight out the mothership! Weaponized Funk Defcon! Tractor beams! Weaponized Funk In walks Barberella, set to stun Defcon! Tractor beams! Gamma ray gun Straight out the mothership!