Met my girl on a dinner date Uptown movie, not back too late But saxophones and cocktails had other plans By Roland Kirk's, three golden horns Sol Invictus thrice reborn Now I see the truth Jazz music corrupts our youth ♪ We've been to the men's restroom Hallucinations red and blue These pagan rites were too much for the kid to bear By Roland Kirk's, three golden horns Sol Invictus thrice reborn Now I see the truth Jazz music corrupts our youth Turtlenecks and switchblade knives Pointy shoes, back alley dice Oh, what's the use? Jazz music corrupts our youth ♪ On Slaughter Beach, it's daybreak now My girl is nowhere to be found Vibraphones and highballs made other plans By Roland Kirk's, three golden horns Sol Invictus thrice reborn They speak the truth Jazz music corrupts our youth Turtlenecks and switchblade knives Business suits, back alley dice Oh, what's the use? Jazz music destroys our youth