They call me the back door Santa I make my runs about the break of day They call me back door Santa I make my runs about the break of day I make all the little girls happy While the boys are out to play I ain't like old Saint Nick He don't come but once a year I ain't like old Saint Nick He don't come but once a year I come runnin' with my presents Every time you call me dear I keep some change in my pocket To chase the children who are home I give 'em a few pennies So we can be alone I leave the back door open So in case anyone smells a mouse Won't Santa be in trouble If there ain't no chimney in the house They call me back door Santa I make my runs about the break of day I make all the little girls happy While all the boys are out to play They call me back door Santa Yeah, that's what they call me They call me back door Santa Yeah, that's what they call me