In a bar, Johnny drinks Johnny drinks Johnnie Walker Tills he runs up a bill he can't pay He's drinking to the memory Of a prince in a pauper's grave And it's go, Johnny go, Where the bruises don't show In the churchyard where the nervous get wrecked And turn off your wireless For two minutes' silence Cough up and pay your respects Then go to the park Where vicars and tarts Pray for their tormented souls By the American graffiti From Elephant & Castle In Ford Capri orange And Volkswagon yellow And go... Johnny drinks, Johnny drinks Johnny drinks Johnnie Walker Runs up a bill That the Pope couldn't pay He's drinking to the memory Of a prince in a pauper's grave Johnny drinks, Johnny drinks Johnny drinks Johnnie Walker Cuckolds his muscles alive alive 'o And smashes his bottle Of unholy water And it's go, Johnny go, Johnny go, go Back to the churchyard Where day out and day in The original sinners Are religiously praying And where there was muck There's a brass band that's playing Playing to the memory of a prince In a pauper's grave Set 'em up Set 'em up Set 'em up Set 'em up Set 'em up Set 'em up Johnny set 'em up Johnny set 'em up Set 'em up, John Set 'em up, John Set 'em up, John Johnny set 'em up Johnny set 'em up Now go