Joe's an intellectual But the effort of his brain is ineffectual Finding the way out of his cell Applying Maxwell With a rollercoaster He dug a hole but couldn't find the poster Behind the wall, there's no canal It's not a movie, pal! And everybody in this room Is holding a silver spoon Chewing a chubby muffin But the prisoner of his own head Ate just a slice of bread That is what the guard feeds him By the time she locked the door Sent troops to Cuba's shore As an act of her ice-cold war She became a word jail screw On Splitsville avenue And caged her darling's brain's residue By the time she locked the door Sent troops to Cuba's shore As an act of her ice-cold war She became a word jail screw On Splitsville avenue And caged her darling's brain's residue Was it just physical? He thought she really loved a little tickle Now when he notices her skirt She doesn't say a word Screw the screw and look for A key you think she took from your drawer Do you see the time that you spent Holding it in your hand? And everybody in this room Is holding a silver spoon Chewing a chubby muffin But the prisoner of his own head Ate just a slice of bread That is what the guard feeds him By the time she locked the door Sent troops to Cuba's shore As an act of her ice-cold war She became a word jail screw On Splitsville avenue And caged her darling's brain's residue By the time she locked the door Sent troops to Cuba's shore As an act of her ice-cold war She became a word jail screw On Splitsville avenue And caged her darling's brain's residue By the time she locked the door By the time she locked the door By the time she locked the door By the time she locked the door By the time she locked the door By the time she locked the door Sent troops to Cuba's shore As an act of her ice-cold war She became a word jail screw On Splitsville avenue And caged her darling's brain's residue By the time she locked the door Sent troops to Cuba's shore As an act of her ice-cold war She became a word jail screw On Splitsville avenue And caged her darling's brain's residue By the time she locked the door Sent troops to Cuba's shore As an act of her ice-cold war She became a word jail screw On Splitsville avenue And caged her darling's brain's residue By the time she locked the door Sent troops to Cuba's shore As an act of her ice-cold war She became a word jail screw On Splitsville avenue And caged her darling's brain's residue