There's little to have but the things I had There's little to bear but the things I bore There's nothing to carry and naught to add And glory to Heaven, I paid the score There's little to do but I did before There's little to learn but the things I know And this is the sum of a lasting lore Scratch a lover, and find a foe And couldn't it be I was young and mad If ever my heart on my sleeve I wore? There's many to claw at a heart unclad And little the wonder it ripped and tore There's one that'll join in their push and roar With stories to jabber, and stones to throw He'll fetch you a lesson that costs you sore Scratch a lover, and find a foe So little I'll offer to you, my lad It's little in loving I set my store There's many a maid would be flushed and glad And better you'll knock at a kindlier door I'll dig at my lettuce, and sweep my floor Forever, forever I'm done with woe And happen I'll whistle about my chore "Scratch a lover, and find a foe." Oh, beggar or prince, no more, no more! Be off and away with your strut and show The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core: Scratch a lover, and find a foe!