Faking conversation To try to get you off of the phone I guess I'll never really know But I choose to believe That all dogs go to heaven Prove to me that you respect me And watch my favourite made-for-TV movie Maybe then if you impress me I'll let you touch my pussy Tell me I'm so special and you lure me to your shower Could drown me if you want to Cut my hair in honour And then you can have me moored and constantly When I ask for your forgiveness You respond with the distance in time between us 300 minutes and all you got was this lousy t-shirt Tell me I'm so special and you lure me to your shower Could kill me if you wanted I could grow your garden And fulfill your final fantasy