Near the corner of Route 1
And Nakimi Avenue
A woman and her little dog
Dance around the living room
But not because they put up that Gap
Right in beside the Five Guys
But a 7-minute drive to Van Dyne and
They can be kite-high
At the Super Marijuana
Wal-Mart
A Super Marijuana
Wal-Mart
The town hall meeting was heated
But the motion passed
Then out come the picket signs said
Keep off the grass!
Well, we hearken to the jargon
Of the market every chance we can
But how could we imagine that we'd
Be the first to get
A Super Marijuana
Wal-Mart
A Super Marijuana
Wal-Mart
Of the insidious cities you could've asked
You just wanna pick on little guys again
And then the manager manned the mic
With pride and he said:
Hello folks my name is Hal
And here's just some of the deals that we have
The best pot pie for miles around
And almond butter utterly a Xanax tab
Lashes,
Sashes,
Succotash
And ashtrays the shape of Johnny Cash
Hammocks of hemp, all hemmed and hewn
By exotic hands and bristle brooms
And oils
And foils
And a leash for your dog,
Backpacks and paper for school in the fall
Drops and pops and beauty creams for face and all the in-betweens
Candles and sandals and sprays for stings,
Sheets for a California King
And low-sweat socks and shocks for cars,
And buddy if that don't beat the tires
Just think, it all came from the ground
And so long it's just been sittin' around
Super-Marijuana
Wal-Mart
Super-Marijuana
Wal-Mart
Super-Marijuana
Wal-Mart
Super-Marijuana
Wal-Mart