I'm the biggest monster that you've ever seen My eyes are purple and my teeth are green I'm big and I'm scary, you know what I mean This is what I like to do I do the monster boogie, the monster boogie The monster boogie round the room Everybody does the monster boogie The monster boogie, the monster boogie So can you I'm the biggest monster that you've ever seen My eyes are yellow and my teeth are green I'm big and I'm hairy, you know what I mean This is what I like to do I do the monster wiggle . . . Rraaaahhh!