I reflect on my reflection And I ask myself the question What's the right direction to go I don't know. Am I a man or am I a muppet? (Am I a muppet?) If I'm a muppet then I'm a very manly muppet. (A very manly muppet) Am I a muppet (muppet) or am I a man? (Am I a man?) If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man. (A muppet of a man) I look into these eyes And I don't recognize The one I see inside. It's time for me to decide: Am I a man or am I a muppet? (Am I a muppet?) If I'm a muppet, well I'm a very manly muppet. (A very manly muppet) Am I a muppet (muppet) or am I a man? (Am I a man?) If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man. (A muppet of a man) Here I go again I'm always running out of time I think I've made up my mind Now I understand, who I am: I'm a Man! I'm a Muppet! I'm a muppet of a man, I'm a very manly muppet! I'm a Muppety Man! That's what I am.