I didn't shoot anyone On 5th Avenue And even if I did You'd love me I never hired prostitutes I'm a germaphobe And even if I did You'd clean me I didn't grab anyone By the... And even if I did You'd want me All this talk of Moscow I've no dealing there And even if I did It's good business It's just locker room talk It's fake news It's conflicted liberals Until i say it's not Oh, I didn't violate Campaign finance law And even if I did You'd elect me I don't know anything About wikileaks And even if I did No collusion I didn't try to fire Bob Mueller the Third And even if I did It's not obstruction I didn't shoot hoops with kitchen roll In Puerto Rico And even if I did Are they American? It's just locker room talk It's fake news Conflicted liberals Until I say it's not