Acer Negundo is gunning for this town With a Rag Tag Army that he bought and stole from the Civil War And if you ever sit and listen to him long enough He sit down and he'll fill you up With the store bought lies he stole from your head And Louis Riel Louis Riel is dead Two days gone and not far gone The Haney twins are hanging from that log 'Cause they can't get down Well their souls are on the plains And if you ever sit and listen to him long enough He sit down and he'll fill you up With the store bought lies he stole from their heads And the Plains of Abraham Are far from dead And I say salutations all my friends Well that long black winter is heading for you my friends And well it will get you down and he will kill you And take you down he'll kill you in this town And that's the story I have come to tell