The best advice I ever got was from my bandmate Haley Dahl
I used to play, bass, horribly, in her band Sloppy Jane
But she said
"Your greatest ideas are your jokes
Like the things that you're too embarrassed to genuinely say to a room
You'll be like 'wouldn't it be stupid if-'"
I don't take L's, I take setbacks
2k, 3k, we can get that back
Hey, Twitter, I have an epic question for you
You- you- you- you-
Should I bike into oncoming traffic?
Right here?
Or should I jump off this bridge and kill myself?
Let me know in the replies below
We're not gonna give you shit
You're poor, you don't deserve it
Back-backwoods, lower than your stable's- stable's
I need some shit, I need some-
I couldn't do nothing, I couldn't do nothing but struggle
I might vote for Donald Trump so these fuckers can't conscript me
I'm 'bout to fuck 20 guys like William James Chidley (Chidley, Chidley)
I-I-I-I-I-I-I'm off the script, B, I got a gun, so I'm about as strong as a right-right-right-winger
Fuck up the kinda kid who think they tough because they say the word "faggot"
Fuck the BBC, I'm rollin' up to CNN and threatenin' the cisgenders
Bold ass soy boys comin' at me 'cause I guess I'm a left hand-trender
Hit the Benadryl, I'm on a bender
I am comin'- through your window
Y'all may have Drake's address but do you have his credit card info?
Motherfucker, I am not done
Cassandra swiftly slips Tyler, The Creator's dick into her mouth
Would you look at how we've come around
They call me Iron Man cause I am a female (that's fuckin' stupid)
I was gonna go into retail but then I realized I don't hate poor people
(Donald Trump is runnin' on the)
I despise those fuckers, so I went into economics (fuckin' melt poor people campaign)
Catch me on your timeline, fuck that shit up like bubonic
Get the fuck up out my mentions
I'm contagiously pretentious
I'm an artist and you know that means, I gotta hit 'em with that political rhe-rhe-rhetoric
With that Lee Daniels freestyle the way that I don't mean a word that I say (I hope not)
With that Nickelodeon spot, tellin' kids it's okay to be like me
Probably, the most vocal anti-children transitioning person on the internet
Fuck Ben Shapiro!
The best thing you can do for us is grow out your mustache
And tell people not to live like you
That is the best thing you can do to help us
And then do the thing