So you say you've been abducted More times than you can count You take the hand sanitizer and squeeze it in your mouth Just to tide you over Bend you backwards Secondary to the punch line, what a fucking joke Happiness is leaping off of the porch, going all kinds of broke until it has fallen over You can drive if you want, you know we never make it quite that far along But I kept cool cuz I've been sleeping in the black fridge area To crack the case and fill it up with limn and slime now just to tide me over So when you find that special somebody and you're ready to say Goodbye to their good side you better hope and pray that you mean it