Got something to tell you I'm not as sexy as I first appear Oh, mademoiselle, you've been deceived My level of magnetism's insincere I hate to cause a total confusion But baby, my sexiness is an illusion Something to tell you I'm not as sexy as I first appear I'm sexier I'm sexier Marginally sexier I'm sexier Depending on your criteria ♪ The big boys are just haters Of my imperceivable sexpertise They might look better on paper But I guess that just means I must be saving trees I know they're good at macho hobbies like punching and hunting and judo and DJ and juggling But all of those guys are just fakers Because I can juggle with a greater ease Which makes me sexier I'm sexier Two percent sexier I'm sexier Do I have to prove it to you? ♪ (Now we gotta break it down) Other boys are fake and plastic But baby I'm the real deal I can make you feel real ah! Decorticate this banana and you'll reveal that it's got sex appeal It's got sex appeal (uh, uh) Other boys are fake and plastic But baby I'm the real deal I can make you feel real ah! Decorticate this banana and you'll reveal that it's got sex appeal It's got sex appeal