Living in the UK The mediocre weather took a toll on me That place wasn't groovy But I knew there was a city somewhere calling me (Miami) We wear aviators on our eyelids (Miami) Because everyone is chopper pilots (Miami) A carpenter would have a crisis Seeing all our dirty vices So why don't you come visit? Miami The city that I'm proud to call my home Muscle beach is bitchin' So sandy Everyone is muscular and toned And I definitely live here Miami Vice, more like Miami nice (Miami: mi amor) Miami Vice, more like Miami (nice) Getting around Miami An open-air convertible is all you need (All you need, all you need) Water-proof on one side The other is a practical, but sexy fleece (Sexy fleece, sexy fleece) (Miami) The second biggest city in South Florida (I am not) Copy-pasting this off Wikipedia (Miami) Has the highest density of Crocodilia Of all the Southern States So why don't you come visit? Miami It's in between Las Vegas and Japan Mini-golf and fishing Fresh Scampi Ice-cream from an old man in a van I do not live in Sheringham (He's moving to the rhythm) Mmm, I'm moving to the rhythm (Looking through the prism) Hey, I'm looking through the prism, baby Woah (so why don't you come visit?) Miami Miami is nice