Standing at a party
Just locked eyes with somebody
They're clearly try'na greet you, yeah
You smile, it's nice to meet you
Oh shit, they were waving at somebody else!
You're starting to get panicky
You try to compensate by laughing kinda manically
You're making it more awkward, yeah
You're getting sweaty but it's all good
I don't think anybody noticed
Ooh, I need to teach you how to save face
(Boy, your face will be so safe)
Ooh, 'cause if you put your foot in it
There's a simple way to pull it out
Call your teacher mommy
Just gotta vibe it out
Told a joke that wasn't funny
Just gotta vibe it out
Go to give a homeless man money
But then you realize that you don't have any
Just gotta vibe it out
High-five on a fist bump (you screwed it)
Just gotta vibe it out
Walk in on your friend's mom(she's pooping)
Just gotta vibe it out
Offer up your seat to a pregnancy bump
Then realize it's a guy with some junk in the trunk
You gotta vibe it out
This is some information on how you can recover any situation
All you need is good vibrations
I don't mean literally shaking
That will make you look more crazy
Ooh, so when you're talking way too animated
(And spit on someone by mistake)
Ooh, I know a simple way to compensate
Just spit some more so it looks deliberate
Payment gets rejected
Just gotta vibe it out
Bluetooth headphones weren't connected
That shit was blaring out
Make people watch the funny clip you suggested
But it doesn't get a laugh in the place you expected
Accidental boner
Just gotta vibe it out
Spill wine on your boss's sofa
Who buys a plain white couch?
Laughing really hard when a stranger falls over
Then discover that he's dead when you get a bit closer
Only a neek addresses the consequences of their actions, yeah
So are you a neek?
Or are you a fucking vibey legend?
Break your nephew's new guitar
Just gotta vibe it out
Hit a person with your car
Just gotta vibe it out
Say you're not the biggest fan of Andrew Marr
Then discover that he's literally standing right thar
Drop your Great Aunt Mary's coffin
Just gotta vibe it out
Kick a football at an orphan
Just gotta vibe it out
Perform a heart transplant with perfect precision
Then discover they needed a totally different organ
Accidentally sign up to ISIS
Now you're one of their chief advisors
Get roped into designing a chemical virus...