Lately You've been feeling That the bad boys only making you feel badder (Excuse my grammar) But baby, you're revealing That you're looking for a different type of man, yeah Other guys are crazy, screw them baby You don't need that raunchy stuff Too much fun has made you numb But I think I could sponge it up I'm so predictable I'm crazy boring, baby I push moderation to the extreme I stick to ritual My days are all so samey And I can give you this monotony I can give you that mundanity I keep things taxonomic I've got a list of all the lists I need to make And baby, you need things monochromic So come and live your life in fifty shades of gray (I don't mean the sexy way) Look at the pie chart of my life You'll see there's no variables Wanna track my range with a quantum guage? You'll see my change is negligible I'm so predictable I keep things unsurprising Fluorescent beige ain't got nothing on me Totally typical I'm so unpolarizing And I can give you that monotony I can give you that mundanity (Well, I think that went brilliantly)