When life threw you a curveball before You hit it back (Hey, hough-ha-hi, hough) But now you feel It's too much to deal with So here's a little plan of attack Boy, you better give up Before you let yourself down (It's evident that you're never gonna do it) You bit off too much for you to chew Such a sad little maggoty clown You're a limp little fuck Nobody wants you around (Not relevant, but it's technically true) A boneless worm Whose only purpose Is eating bits of mud off the ground So you better give up Oooh You've got potential for being a huge disappointment Oooh Your presence alone drains my own will to do stuff I hate to ask you To pack it up now To throw in the towel But that's a basic task, dude And I don't know how But you're fucking it up You threw an actual towel (It's not really what I meant in the verse) Now it's got all tangled 'Round your ankles And you've fallen in some shit on the ground It was a figure of speech Why would I need a real towel? (Oh god, now you're just making it worse) Your foot is stuck in a fucking bucket And every step is making a sound How are you fucking this up? Oooh Why the hell do you have all this cleaning equipment to hand? Oooh "Kick the bucket" isn't even a relevant idiom to this situation