English language (english language) We've all had enough of you making it tough For us all to pronounce ya (all to pronounce ya) You need to pick a frickin' lane With the sounds you're making Like ough (It's said how it's spelt) Oog? PSYCH! It's (d)OUGH (b)OUGH (thr)OUGH (th)OUGH(t) (C)OUGH (en)OUGH (h)OUGH or (hicc)OUPH What the fough is ough with that?! (I'm so confused) English language (english language) We've all had enough of you making it tough For us to pronounce (pronounce) It feels like you're just taking the P Out of pterodactyl to fough with us Let's talk about queue That sound's already the first letter So what's with the extra ueue? (queue) Are we just adding any old shit to the endings of words now? In that case I'll have the fishueue & chipsueue And a packet of prawn cocktail crispsbt$- (Yes the dollar sign is silent. Oh the hyphen? No, that's pronounced ough) English language (english language) We've all had enough of you making it tough For us to pronounce (pronounce) Why is the plural of mouse mice But we can't live in semi-detached hice? If you keep on laughing at me You're gonna drive me to commit manslaughter (HA HA HA HA) And dont even get me started on the place names Cholmondeley? Happisburgh? Woolfardisworthy? Screw this, I'm moving to France Oh sweet Jesus