I could never fall asleep with you beside me There was something in the way you breathed that made me frightened You had no respect for me For my artistry For my music I don't get what you mean you find it Tonally inconsistent Everything I make is totally tonally coherent It's generically uniform And uses the traditional instruments If love is the answer, then what is the question? If love is the answer, then what is the question? If love is the answer, then what is the question? Can you pat my bum So your accusing me (it's what I feared, oh) Of writing music inconsistently When you can clearly see (with both your earholes) I pick one mood and then I stick to it Chapter four, the cursed bed knob Okay I admit that that was Possibly one slip From being tonally consistent But I'm fixing it, fixing it Must I now embrace that This is problem I've been facing Since the moment I started making music Is that it, is that it? Can my life having meaning If my art is always cleaved Between two matrices of being Am I wasting it, wasting it Must I now accept That this artistic dialect Is my fragmented ego manifesting Time to quit, is it time to quit? But the bums! Don't forget about the bums, Jazz You know they're funny to think about You know they're funny to sing about But the bums (we are your bums, we're your bums) Could I leave behind the bums (come here guys) You're so funny to think about And so witty to sing about