You're looking so sweet Getting stuck inside with you, there ain't much reason to complain As long as you're in reach I've got a reason to think things are going to be okay Next thing you're taking off your dress You put it on just to take it off, but nonetheless We're moving to the bedroom, and I must confess That I'm ready to lay you down But I'm astonished when I hear the sound One of these cats pissed the bed again This happens every night Which one of you emptied a gallon of piss on my pillow? You know this isn't right Every night in this house it's a new game of Clue Only piss is the weapon, and the murderer is one of you We called the vet, she said, "You need more litter boxes" But we don't have room for more litter boxes So we stuck them in the jacuzzi (piss!) We keep a shower curtain at all times draped over the bed But the minute we forget, it's a new puddle of piss (piss!) I'm getting sick of this, I'm getting sick of cleaning piss I'm sick of sleeping on the couch I'm sick of not knowing who the perpetrator is One of these cats is an addict It's addicted pissing on our bed Why can't it piss in the jacuzzi like the other cats? Why is it insistent on pissing on every new bedspread? (Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss!) (Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss!) (Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss!) (Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss!)