I tried but can't sleep, hearing things Can't help but think he's coming for me Echoes ring deep repeatedly of menacing "You know what I mean"s (Know what I mean) Oh no I'm being haunted by the ghost of Ernest P. Worrell Oh no I fear he's come to claim my soul and drag me back to Hell Oh no Haunted by the ghost of Ernest P. Worrell (Know what I mean) When I was a kid, I used to get Excited for adventures with him But now that I'm grown His ghost insists that he was never my friend Oh no I'm being haunted by the ghost of Ernest P. Worrell Oh no I fear he's come to claim my soul and drag me back to Hell Oh no Haunted by the ghost of Ernest P. Worrell Grandma was right, the prophecy is true The men in the tunnels are coming and Hell on Earth is nigh An event of apocalyptic, cataclysmic proportions Will take place one week from today Unless! You receive five million retweets on this very song (What? That's impossible!) This is your mission Know what I mean? Oh no This is the gospel of the ghost of Ernest P. Worrell Oh no I'm an apostle for the ghost of Ernest P. Worrell Oh no This is the gospel of the ghost of Ernest P. Worrell (Know what I mean)