It's been a long week
I feel like I could use a vacation
I can hardly think
It's like the worst song you've ever heard on every station
It's getting harder to believe
That we're ever gonna find a way to heal this nation
But we gotta start somewhere so
Joe, let me sing at your inauguration
The people demand it
They need something that gets them dancing
And it's a Halloween planet
So why not make the theme to Spirit Halloween the new national anthem?
America, stand up
Hand in hand we'll all stand taller
I'm happy to lead the charge
And it'll only cost a hundred thousand dollars
It's cheaper than Meatloaf
It's cheaper than Seal
It's cheaper than Elton
It's honestly a steal
It's cheaper than Sting
It's cheaper than Simon
It's comparable to Garfunkel
It's cheaper than Springsteen
It's cheaper than Cher
It's cheaper than Jay Z
It's really pretty fair
It's cheaper than Axl
It's cheaper than Neil
And America can heal
Grandma's back
Her new boyfriend is a maniac
He thinks that I killed his birds
If I don't pay him a hundred thousand dollars
My face is gonna look much worse
But really, I don't even care about that
I just need to unite this nation
And the only way is if you let me play at Biden's inauguration
Let's all sing the Irish Man theme at Biden's inauguration
Pay me a hundred K to play at Biden's inauguration
It's cheaper than Meatloaf
It's cheaper than Seal
It's cheaper than Elton
It's honestly a steal
It's cheaper than Sting
It's cheaper than Simon
It's comparable to Garfunkel
It's cheaper than Springsteen
It's cheaper than Cher
It's cheaper than Jay Z
It's really pretty fair
It's cheaper than Axl
It's cheaper than Steve
And Mel won't murder me