A long time ago in a city Not far from the place you are now There was an epidemic and someone of curse sweeping the land There was an abundance of cakes and pies From the far reaches of the earth That would bring wonder and amazement To the soul of any man who witnessed it But there was one final thing that was missing Until one day, a young boy by the name of Cecil Pavlova Invented something So delicious, so scrumptious, so bursting with yellow flavor That it changed the face of pie forever Everybody come on custard Give me back my custard Give me back my custard Give me back my custard A young boy by the name of Cecil Pavlova invented something That it changed the face of pie forever Give me back my custard Give me back my custard Give me back my custard Give me back my custard