Thoughts swimming through my head
I'm in your bedspread thinking about
What it'd be like if I were dead
Sheesh
You used to make me happy
Now all you do is hurt
Got me feeling like I'm down in the dirt
One with Earth
Got me questioning my worth
But it's cool I've been through worse
The ghost of Tinder's past
I've seen pictures of your ass
On the screen of my cellphone
I think it's strange how we behave
Now I have to see your face
Every time I want to look at them
So shit sucks
But I'm already over it
I've had enough
Time to get to cold shoulderin
And back to the app
So that I can try my luck again
(I can't believe I pay for Tinder Plus)
I'm swiping my life away
Thank God for the internet
Bless my electronic cigarette
I love wasting time with you
I feel alive with you
I love that when I wake up
You're still sleeping right next to me
Then I go and turn you on and check to see who's been texting me
Get the strangest sensation
Every time I get a notification
This device in my hand
Gives the power of a God to a man
Seven galaxies at my command
And this Samsung is my tether
To a world I hardly understand
It's the middle of the night
And I'm still staring at your screen
Scroll endlessly
Lost in the endless sea
Of self-absorbed pricks
All of this don't mean shit to me
(Then why do I do it?)
I'm swiping my life away