The obvious answer is they just cant stand us I can hardly stand to be stood up here at all They used to always catch me crying on campus Now I only cry at the Dufferin Mall Who, me? I wish I could remember the name Who, me? I'm never gonna see them again Kiwi on the getaway From the world-famous vampire Telling me that I got Nothing to worry about And even though he's right How am I gonna trust him When I can't see him in the rear-view mirror Giving me two thumbs way way up? Who, me? I wish I could remember the name Who, me? I'm never gonna see them again I hope I won't be around When the Shovel Committee Shows their court ordered warrant to break ground Because when they start digging They don't stop digging, ya know? Until the dirt's piled so high You can't see out your window Who, me? I wish I could remember the name I don't remember no names no more And you never show your face