When you jumped into the lake I thought I'd made a mistake In letting you go But the whole Pacific ocean couldn't drown you And a thousand men couldn't tame you And a thousand milligrams of morphine Wouldn't kill you You'd have wished you'd never left your room Knowing damn well you'd fall so soon for a game of kiss and tell You'd have wished you'd never left your room Knowing damn well you'd fall so soon for a game of kiss and tell And when you chopped off your thumb I had to applaud your gumption But I could not bring myself to applaud The time you poisoned Claude With a dash of this and a dash of that His head went purple and that was that My feet are sore I fear I'm just a bore There are things we'd rather ignore And things to die for My feet are sore I fear I'm just a bore There are things we'd rather ignore And things to die for You'd have wished you'd never left your room Knowing damn well you'd fall so soon for a game of kiss and tell You'd have wished you'd never left your room Knowing damn well you'd fall so soon for a game of kiss and tell