Side door, you'll be the one
Side door, I'm telling you, won't be undone
Side door, we're coming on through
Side door, so steady so gentle and true
Someone with whom to take a broader view
Lockjaw, you won't be the one,
Lockjaw, you're out of date, old-fashioned fun,
Something to make you sleepy in the sun.
Nothing could be be so simple
Give a little bit more, you'll soon see why
She's hiding beneath her covers,
You're playing it a bit cool
Your head's up high, hang it down
And then love will come and see you
Happily on your way
Happily on your way
Happy to find your way.
Side door, you're letting me in
Side door, I'm shutting you, keep out of the wind
She's such a treat and oh, so masculine
Ground floor, you're letting me down,
Ground floor, you show me the best place in town,
Somewhere discreet, to let our toupees down.
Nothing could be be so simple
Give a little bit more, you'll soon see why
She's hiding beneath her covers,
You're playing it a bit cool
Your head's up high, hang it down
And then love will come and see you
Happily on your way
Happily on your way
We're happily on...
Nothing could be be so simple
Give a little bit more, you'll soon see why
She's hiding beneath her covers,
You're playing it a bit cool
Your head's up high, hang it down
And then love will come and see you
Happily on your way
Happily on your way
We're happily on your way
Happy to find your way.
Side door, you'll be the one