Take five A-one, two, three, four Two, two, three ♪ Lady Supermarket with an apple in her basket Knocks on the manager's door Grooning to the muzak from a speaker in shoe rack Lays out her goods on the floor Everything she's chosen is conveniently frozen (Eat it and come back for more) Lady Window Shopper with a new one in the hopper Whips up a chemical brew Croaking to a neighbour while she polishes a sabre Knows how to flavour a stew Never need to worry with a tin of 'Hurri Curri' (Poisoned especially for you) No use to complain If you're caught out in the rain Your mother's quite insane Cat food, cat food, cat food again ♪ No use to complain If you're caught out in the rain Your mother's quite insane Cat food, cat food, cat food again ♪ Lady Yellow Stamper with a fillet in a hamper Dying to finish the course Goodies for the table with a fable on the label Drowning in miracle sauce Don't think I am that rude if I tell you that it's cat food Not even fit for a horse