Tour bus rolling down broadway Says "nobody you would know" In all the store front windows i see my face And the lame expression of this average joe Lord a fool and his money parted ways To a con artist at the bus depot Now who would've thought such an honest face Would make a monkey of this average joe? I'm a walking disaster i'm an accident waiting to happen I can't walk any faster no if i could i'd be tap dancing I see the porch light of my home Where my love lies waiting for me No we don't have much but this i know You've made a king out of this average joe