Well it might get rough in this world for you It won't get any easier I'll tell you true There's hard knocks road blocks coming thru You gotta grow up tough but keep your head on too But sometimes you're gonna need a helping hand Don't worry about it kid I understand But you better have a good reason Don't drag me outta bed unless you really do Then I'll turn up in a Cadillac A Chevy or a Honda I'll be your first responder A Pullman train an all terrain A tractor or Hyundai I'll be your first responder Whatever it is you won't wait any longer For your first responder Well I got nothing better to do with my time Than bail you outta jail or pay Your parking fine Well my daddy would a done the same for me I paid him back later 'cos nothing's free But sometimes you're gonna need a helping hand Don't worry about it boy I understand But you better have a good reason Don't drag me outta bed unless you really do Then I'll turn up in a hybrid Or a hummer or a Honda I'll be your first responder A wicked Maserati a Kia or a Hyundai I'll be your first responder Whatever it is you wait any longer For your first responder But you're explanation for this mess Better, not be too weird to confess Or I'll box your ears till Your teeth come loose You better have a good excuse But sometimes you're gonna need a helping hand Don't worry about it kid I understand But you better have a good reason Don't drag me outta bed unless you really do Don't worry now you won't have to ponder Who'll be your first responder I'll cross any distance or the wild blue yonder To be your first responder I'll be your first responder I'll be your first responder