Go on and shove it in my face How I should join the human race Or maybe whisper in my ear Whatever I should wanna hear Like I'm a fascist or a fool Who didn't go to snooty school I get it wrong on the remote And even wronger when I vote All for one and one for all And all and all and all in all Tell me what I want Tell me what I feel (You're so fabulously absolute) Tell me what I want Tell me what I need (You're so fabulously absolute) I'm just somebody to deplore Someone who doesn't know the score Or maybe blinded by the light 'Cause I'm a filthy troglodyte If I was right and you were wrong Then I could sing another song But I am wrong and you are right And I don't want another fight All for one and one for all And all and all and all in all Tell me what I want Tell me what I feel (You're so fabulously absolute) Tell me what I want Tell me what I need (You're so fabulously absolute) I'm a bigot and a boob I'm a racist and a rube I'm a hater and a hick I'm a sinner and I'm sick I'm a dummy and a dupe I'm a liar on a loop I'm a sexist and a slob I'm a jerk, I want a job All for one and one for all And all and all and all in all Tell me what I want Tell me what I feel (You're so fabulously absolute) Tell me what I want Tell me what I need (You're so fabulously absolute) (You're so fabulously absolute) (You're so fabulously absolute)