When you see me comin', you all go runnin' As if I was gunnin' for your ass or somethin' Most of the time handin' you a line lies Furthest from my mind while you freakin' out You spew and you spout You talkin' about I'm pickin' up on you When half the time I haven't even noticed you Calm down, babe, I've got better things to do Than look the other way every time I hear you say "Ew, it's a she, and she's looking at me!" ♪ You got Lezbophobia Yeah, you skank, yeah you think I wanna lay ya You got Lezbophobia You got a hard case of homoparanoia ♪ So don't worry, baby, you're not even my type Your hair's too long, you've got a boy on your arms Who knows what you do with that boy at night? You're a walking sperm receptacle And sex with you's about as safe as a snakebite Your nails are too long and you ain't wearin' leather You don't have to lose no sleep about us being together "Oh, my god, you see that girl? She lookin' right at me, she's looking right at my tits I wish my boyfriend were here" You got Lezbophobia Yeah, you skank, yeah, you think I wanna lay ya You got Lezbophobia You got a hard case of homoparanoia ♪ I know you're used to guys Who only give you the eye when they wanna use you For a fuck and a snooze Well, I am not a guy And if you think I am you lose about on what could have been We could have been friends but you put it to an end Now you shall remain what you always have been A piece of rear end with a bunch of fake friends Workin' it and flirtin' for The same big jerk, a dick ♪ You got Lezbophobia Yeah, you skank, yeah, you think I wanna lay ya You got Lezbophobia You got a hard case of homoparanoia