Hello New York oh Hello New York oh Hello New York oh Hello New York Fire in my hotel Thought I had to change it Fire in my hotel It was a suffocating elevator And the smoke did rise It was burning my eyes And the joke was wise Darn those old men have lies Darn those old men have lies yeah Hello New York oh Hello New York oh Hello New York oh Hello New York Cut throat crazy car Eating up the route yeah, yeah Cut throat crazy car Such a pansy, such a poof yeah And the smoke did rise It was burning my eyes And the joke was wise Darn those old men have lies Darn those old men have lies yeah Hello New York oh Hello New York oh Hello New York oh Hello New York yeah.