Chess is such a difficult game There's so many pieces So many squares where you can go So few promises Never you mind all the others Anticipating your next move I know it's hard 'Cause you've got a lot to do Street signs and traffic lights Ever confusing me, too Stop, Left, Go right No U-turn Where's the goddamn exit? Never you mind all the others Influencing your next move I know it's hard 'Cause you've got a lot to prove La la la, la la la... Sex and drugs and rock and roll Pieces lie right before you This puzzle can't be done wrong So come along while you can Never you mind all the others Anticipating your next move Never you mind all the others Never you mind what they do Don't let them get you down 'Cause if they do You'll be trapped forever Under their shoe Here is a paintbrush of gold I know it's hard 'Cause you've got a lot to do La la la, la la la...