Swallowed shampoo Prob'ly gonna die It smelled like fruit That was a lie Called the number on the bottle Spoke to a guy He said, "Vomit" I said, "Why?" He said, "Poison" I said, "Goodbye" I look at my finger I look at my life It wasn't that much I'll probably be fine I swallowed shampoo I'm prob'ly gonna die It smelled like fruit That was a lie I swallowed shampoo I'm prob'ly gonna die It smelled like fruit That was a lie I swallowed shampoo I'm prob'ly gonna die It smelled like fruit That was a lie Here lies the dipshit who drank shampoo Even though the bottle had a warning not to I swallowed shampoo I'm prob'ly gonna die It smelled like fruit That was a lie I swallowed shampoo I'm prob'ly gonna die It smelled like fruit That, that was, uh, not what it tasted like