Wish i could take myself more seriously I'd hang out in coffee shops Reading salinger or something else intellectual like that And everybody would say That guy's got it all figured out That guy knows what he's doing with his life That guy's gonna have a house and a wife and a dog and a job and a record collection and a full size pool Table and a broadband internet connection and season tickets to baseball games and a brand new macbook pro with an incredible retina display But i don't take myself seriously I just sit in my room with my guitar and sing bad songs by bands that no one but me can stand But someday i'll i have it all i figured out Someday i'll know what i'm doing with my life I might not have a big house or a wife or a dog or a job or a marshall stack amp or a printer that doesn't But even if i never have anything cool at least i'll have this piece of paper that proves i went to school and did okay for myself But who knows? Maybe i'll have a 6 string bass and a guitar signed by neil young and my own private yacht that i throw crazy punk rock shows on Or not.