I fucked Dolly Parton
I fucked Loretta Lynn
I fucked Barbara Mandrell
And I fucked all of her kin
I've fucked Danny Pearl
I fucked Elvis Presley's little girl
I fucked the Judd's, I fucked the Judd's
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I fucked Willie Nelson, I fucked him deep inside
I fucked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died
I fucked Dwight Yoakam
Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered as she poked him
I fucked the Judds, I fucked the Judds
My cuntry boner, it won't go down
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My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down
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My cuntry boner, it won't go down
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I fucked Alabama, I fucked the Oak Ridge Boys
I fucked Randy Travis with a 12-inch plastic toy
I fucked the cast of Hee-haw
I fucked Glen Campbell, fucked him on a see-saw
Kenny Rogers thought it crass when I fucked his big white ass
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