Sweet baby Jesus on fire I might need a damn lawyer and a miracle to pull my ass out of this Devil kept poking the parole, so I shipped her ass to Mozambique 'Cause I was over it Shoulda dumped my gat into the Verde But what if she's a zombie or a Dracula, I better hang onto this Lordy, with my hand upon the bible, swear I shot the damn devil, not a bitch But the popo don't give a shit Lordy, won't you show a little mercy I've been on the straight and narrow since the judge and the warden done parole me Rat poison, devil kept poking, so I shipped her ass to Mozambique 'Cause I was over it Whoa-oh-oh-oh Lost my head a bit Whoa-oh-oh-oh Please, help me out of this Goddamn judge found me guilty of public intoxication Public urination and parole violation But the CSI couldn't find the body to corroborate my bullshit story Sweet Jesus, don't let the judge release me What if she's a zombie or a Dracula a trap for every man? Devil walked away from my bangin' trip to Mozambique Help me out of this Help me out of this Help me out of this Help me out of this Sweet liars